Kids and Band-aids

The way I see it there are two kinds of kids.

1) The one who thinks a band-aid can cure any injury- no matter how big or small, no matter very real or quite imagined.

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2) The one who can loose enough blood that they almost need a transfusion but doesn't notice or cry until you put a band-aid on it at which point the child thinks he/she must be permanently disabled and becomes paralyzed.